Weirdest things to do

The tag of boredom can never be sexy even if we are lonely. If you want your journey to take a turn for excitement and fun, you have to be constantly entertaining yourself, no matter what fucking things you have to do. Our heart is bachallan. We come across many stupid ideas when we are lonely sitting on a commode without a smartphone or a book. Here I have come across some ideas which launched from the depth of commode.

  1. Hit a policeman (Mama):

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If you want to hit a policeman, you must first tie up your shoe lace for a better run or wear a foam underwear to save your ass.

  1. Pee from the top of Burj Khalifa:

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Source: Metro

When we hold for a long time after that the flow and relief with the eyes closed is something which can’t be expressed. Imagine if you have held your pee for a long time to stair up Burj Khalifa, and then you are letting go the flow in an open top most view. That experience will be much better than when an 18-year-old boy falls in love with a girl.

  1. Tell Potty jokes to stranger:

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No matter what you are talking and no matter what a stranger is giving expression to your potty jokes. You should constantly try to laugh a stranger, he will laugh in the middle before starting your next joke.

  1. Ask for a lift by getting hot:

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Source: Urban Asian

Park your car beside a road. Stand shirtless with sexy sunglasses, and ask for a lift. Excuse me! Your waist should be slight down.

  1. Sing in public:

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Source: YouTube

Even if your voice is not so touchy, but it works to laugh others.

  1. Approach for a selfie and start playing a porn:

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Source: Emmileey

Ask a stranger for a selfie, if they are ready with their pose, start playing a porn.

  1. Propose one with chest hair:

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    Source: Chest Hair

Propose a stranger by showing chest hair, where there is a matter of women, they can propose men by exposing hot red line.

  1. Fart in lift:

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Source: Mirror

If you are in lift filled with many people, immediately place your sexy ass to position. They may analyse what food you had last.  

  1. Jam the traffic:

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Source: CSMonitor

Stop the people by any reason, and jam the traffic for a long.

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